It's offensive. It's obscene. It's profane. It's perverted. It is, of course, the latest feature on Cracked.com - Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You. It contains the funniest sentence I've read all week - and that's saying something, because I've just read the brilliant second page of William Shatner's autobiography (more on that later) - which is:
"Michael Flatley is the fancy-footed Irish-American step dancer behind beloved prance fests like "River Dance," "Lord of the Dance," "Feet of Flames" and "The Celtic Tiger." This is where we'd normally insert a joke about how we made one of those names up. Not this time."
Pure comic genius. Much like James Blunt's appearance on Sesame Street, which is here for you to enjoy: