Oops. When gay magazine Out put gay American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert on their (mostly gay) cover, they were instructed by Lambert's publicist not to make the little lamb look "too gay". The magazine's editor – in a move that even a straight like me can love – dutifully put Lambert on the cover and ran the yes-I'm-gay-but-not-too-gay interview... but then also launched a blistering attack on Lambert in the editor's letter.
My favourite part: "Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them."
Meow.