Except for one.
Now I know he's the leader of the free world, and I know he has a lot on his plate right now (recession, Russia, medicare, Iraq, Iran, Gitmo, etc etc)... but it's our responsibility as citizens to recognise when things go wrong, and to call him on it.
Take a look at the picture up there: he's a family man (like me), with two beautiful daughters (like me), and he takes them to buy icecream when Mom's not looking (like me).
But what's the deal with the cellphone clipped to the belt?!?