Cracked.com have a very,
very feature up, where
they've devised a flowchart plotting the creation of a Green Day album. Now I like
Green Day. I like their songs, and their effortless shifts from emo to screamo to punk. But I'll never listen to them with the same ears after seeing that Cracked flowchart.
Of course, it would be wrong of me to upload it here instead of offering a link to the Cracked site. But, in keeping with the whole white-guy-who-wears-mascara-and-calls-it-guyliner vibe, I'm going to do that anyway.